Welcome to Spunky’s Butter Bar

 

Introduction

  • David Rowlands-Cooke’s remarkable career path, from humble beginnings cooking in a Zambian leper colony to becoming a celebrated executive chef in England
  • Rowlands-Cooke’s inspiring journey from humble beginnings to culinary stardom
  • The enduring legacy he is building through his restaurants and culinary leadership
  • Visit The Butter Bar locations to experience Rowlands-Cooke’s celebrated cuisine
  • Follow his culinary adventures and get inspired by his remarkable story
  • It should be noted that David suffers from various mental illnesses 

Opening  soon a Butter Bar in Gravesend

Spunky’s Butter Bar is a unique new concept coming soon to Gravesend and Tenterden. These  bars will cater to the “deviants” of the area, offering a one-of-a-kind experience centered around the humble yet delectable butter.

 

A take away service will also be offered

Watch this site for online menus and daily specials 

 

Outside Events

 

A very successful “Butter Event” was held at Tilburstow Common on the 8th November. Entertainment was provided by the Kitwe African dancers as well as the dance troupe from the defecatory dancers of methylation.

It is planned to hold a Christmas themed event in December.

 

A trip down memory lane

 

David (Spunky) remembered years ago, when he was a youth and had a Saturday job at the Express dairy shop in Bomley. It could be that this was where his love of butter started.

David, has had a long life interest in the Express Dairy and especially its railway operations

 

Spunky’s train

 

Outside Event Saturday 15th November

Spunky and the team are pleased to announce, that a defecatory evening with full butter dining will be held at the Old Airfield at Church Norton near Selsey Sussex bookings are limited.

The cost of the event is £300.00 pp 

Car parking is availible on site

This event is in conjunction with Wellerman events

Please use the contact us page to make your booking. PayPal and credit cards accepted 

 

David, enjoying his favourite pastime, riding his bike naked around Gravesend

 

Spunky the welder

David still has storage facilities and his welding workshop at The Enterdent

on Tilburstow Common near Godstone Surrey. Visitors welcome

 

 

 

A sketch of Kpt Spunky von Rowlands

Kpt Spunky is also a qualified navigating officer, on being asked about this he said he was first attracted to navigation, he said it was using the “Sextant”

 

 

 

 

 

 

David on his wedding day, on the beach at Calais

 

 

 

 

David leading the band

 

 

2025 sputum Winter Olympics

Spunky is proud to announce that the 2025 Sputum winter games will be held at the Mariner Stadium in Gravesend and at Tilburstow Pig arena. The opening ceremony will take place at Mariner, in the presence of distinguished deviants from six Countries .on Thursday 27th November at 10 am.

The torch of Phlegm, will arrive from Lusaka Zambia at 11 am, followed by a parade of the Sputum athletes.

Spunky is a previous Gold Medal holder in the Phlegm category held in Poland

Please use the contact us page for a program and details of tickets

 

 

Spunky Rowlands Sets a New World Record at the Sputum Winter Olympics!

We have some truly remarkable news to share—one that’s sure to inspire and impress! Today, Spunky Rowlands made history at the Sputum Winter Olympics by clinching the Gold Medal in the fiercely competitive projectile phlegm category.

A Record-Breaking Performance

– **Gold Medal Victory:** Spunky Rowlands outperformed all competitors, demonstrating unmatched skill and determination.

– **New World Record:** With an astonishing result of 9.2 meters, Spunky didn’t just win—he set a brand new world record!

– **Unprecedented Achievement:** This incredible feat has raised the bar for athletes everywhere and redefined what’s possible in this unique sport.

Why This Matters

Spunky’s victory is more than just a personal triumph—it’s a testament to dedication, perseverance, and the relentless pursuit of excellence. His achievement will inspire current and future athletes to push their limits and aim higher than ever before.

Join Us in Celebrating!

Let’s come together to congratulate Spunky Rowlands on this extraordinary accomplishment. Share your support on social media or with friends—let’s make sure his record-breaking moment gets the recognition it deserves!

With excitement,

The Sputum Winter Olympics Team